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Carnivores eat meat; herbivores eat plants and vegetables; verbivores devour words. If you are heels over head as well as head over heels in love with words, tarry here a while to graze or, perhaps, feast on the English language. Ours is the only language in which you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway and your nose can run and your feet can smell. In their reviews , such illuminati as Sidney Sheldon and Robert Fulghum have penned warm words about my words about words.

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Just a month ago English teachers across the country finished correcting final themes and many will sent additional examples to Richard Lederer to add to hiscollection of fractured language.

Each Thanksgiving it is a tradition in our family to shoot peasants. News dispatch: The crime bill would reinstate the death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspector. Can anybody explain why Kiwi International Airlines is named after a bird that cannot fly? Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce. Seen in a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

Sign outside a gift shop: Live Artificial Trees. The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.

The patient has no past history of suicides. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. The patient experienced mood swings because she suffered from PBS. A brand claim: Every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is personally tested. FISH A squid has ten to twelve testicles that hang down from its body.

Headline: Yellow Perch Decline to be Studied. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, was a signer of the Declaration of Independence. A skunk was found wandering among the phews of a local church.

Lost: small apricot poodle; reward; neutered; like one of the family. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Song line: Chipmunks roasting on an open fire. The Civil War was started by John Brown, a rabbit abolitionist. Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin; oxygin is pure gin, hydrogin is gin and water.

Seen on a Tennessee highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable. Many dead animals in the past changed into fossils while others preferred to be oil. We had better be able to laugh at these examples for most of us have contributed to them.

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Comment from Anguished English by Richard Lederer. Nothing ruins a great piece of writing like a misspelled word. And in some cases, the spell-checker is not a lot of All rights reserved.

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Just a month ago English teachers across the country finished correcting final themes and many will sent additional examples to Richard Lederer to add to hiscollection of fractured language. Each Thanksgiving it is a tradition in our family to shoot peasants. News dispatch: The crime bill would reinstate the death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspector. Can anybody explain why Kiwi International Airlines is named after a bird that cannot fly? Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce.

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